Ok, lets see if I can still do this.
This is about the common nuisance felt throughout the globe by women.
No, its not PMS. I'm talking about leching.
[ Ah, there goes my wish to begin this blog with something positive..]
Every guy alive on the planet has leched, in it's various degrees, some are so in your face and INFURIATING, while others are subtle enough to be labelled as "Admirers". I believe even women do that but lets face it, no guy ever complained of a female showing any sort of interest in any manner towards him. [we, very obviously love it!]
Now the question I wish to raise is about the 'in your face' sorts.
What is the thinking process going on behind that, " I'm staring at your tits! Wtf will you do!?", mentality?
Do these dickwads wish to impress the girl by their illiterate, head in ass attitude or do they have an extra set of nuts for brains and they can't help themselves?
You may think that I'm being a feminist and acting like a hypocrite, but trust me, when this happens to your cousin who's walking right besides you, you'll want to pick up a machete and fucking dice that piece of shit on the road right there. Yes, it happened to my cousin. It wasn't as bad as you may think, we were just taking a casual stroll and this, manifestation of dog turd in human form, comes whizzing past on a bike on the other side of the road, from the opposite end, gives a drooling and a VERY obvious look at my cousin and rides off.
Now, my problem while walking with a female is, I always tend to search for traces of malice in the faces of men coming from the opposite side. Its a frustrating compulsion because its brief and drowns me in a fit of rage. It is also the reason, why I'm always inertly tense while walking with any lady friend of mine.
Why do it !? I agree we all have 'stared' at some chick at some point of time, but most of us who're educated enough have kept it discreet and respectful. Why can't you fuctards have some respect for the common stranger ? Its not like you over-dosed on Viagra as a child and suddenly mutated into 'The Eternal Hard-on Man'. Also, its not like you've seen a female for the first time and are curious about the 'things that lie underneath'.
How would you like it if I drooled all over your sister and took it up a notch just coz I fucking-can!
If these assholes think that they can get away with this every time, then they've already stepped into their graves. Its just a matter of lying down and shutting the coffin, for the day is not far when someone gets mind fucked to an extent that he unleashes a murderous fury on their pathetic little lives.
If you're reading this and you fit the description above in the remotest of ways, and if you're educated, you have two choices ..
1. Have some courtesy and respect for a fellow stranger. Yes, admiring is not a sin, but have some self respect.
OR
2. Continue leching and find yourself cornered one day, without your 'gang' around, ready to get bitchslapped to death, and more. Because, you may have a 50 member gang, but when the public gets pushed enough, your ass is going to get L.Y.N.C.H.E.D.
Take care.
Breathe Easy. \/
This is about the common nuisance felt throughout the globe by women.
No, its not PMS. I'm talking about leching.
[ Ah, there goes my wish to begin this blog with something positive..]
Every guy alive on the planet has leched, in it's various degrees, some are so in your face and INFURIATING, while others are subtle enough to be labelled as "Admirers". I believe even women do that but lets face it, no guy ever complained of a female showing any sort of interest in any manner towards him. [we, very obviously love it!]
Now the question I wish to raise is about the 'in your face' sorts.
What is the thinking process going on behind that, " I'm staring at your tits! Wtf will you do!?", mentality?
Do these dickwads wish to impress the girl by their illiterate, head in ass attitude or do they have an extra set of nuts for brains and they can't help themselves?
You may think that I'm being a feminist and acting like a hypocrite, but trust me, when this happens to your cousin who's walking right besides you, you'll want to pick up a machete and fucking dice that piece of shit on the road right there. Yes, it happened to my cousin. It wasn't as bad as you may think, we were just taking a casual stroll and this, manifestation of dog turd in human form, comes whizzing past on a bike on the other side of the road, from the opposite end, gives a drooling and a VERY obvious look at my cousin and rides off.
Now, my problem while walking with a female is, I always tend to search for traces of malice in the faces of men coming from the opposite side. Its a frustrating compulsion because its brief and drowns me in a fit of rage. It is also the reason, why I'm always inertly tense while walking with any lady friend of mine.
Why do it !? I agree we all have 'stared' at some chick at some point of time, but most of us who're educated enough have kept it discreet and respectful. Why can't you fuctards have some respect for the common stranger ? Its not like you over-dosed on Viagra as a child and suddenly mutated into 'The Eternal Hard-on Man'. Also, its not like you've seen a female for the first time and are curious about the 'things that lie underneath'.
How would you like it if I drooled all over your sister and took it up a notch just coz I fucking-can!
If these assholes think that they can get away with this every time, then they've already stepped into their graves. Its just a matter of lying down and shutting the coffin, for the day is not far when someone gets mind fucked to an extent that he unleashes a murderous fury on their pathetic little lives.
If you're reading this and you fit the description above in the remotest of ways, and if you're educated, you have two choices ..
1. Have some courtesy and respect for a fellow stranger. Yes, admiring is not a sin, but have some self respect.
OR
2. Continue leching and find yourself cornered one day, without your 'gang' around, ready to get bitchslapped to death, and more. Because, you may have a 50 member gang, but when the public gets pushed enough, your ass is going to get L.Y.N.C.H.E.D.
Take care.
Breathe Easy. \/
ROTFL..... @Its not like you over-dosed on viagra as a child and suddenly mutated into 'The Eternal Hard-on Man..
ReplyDeleteLoved reading it..and about your cousin incident..I was reminded of my own...we were at Mussorie with my relatives and cousins and having nice time at a waterfall there..some weirdos (especially one guy), would come again and again towards me, pretending as if he was thrown off by water...my cousin brother who was there with me...simply pulled the guy off snatching his vest and tapped his back sayin " Bhaaisaahab, sambhaal ke"...I can never forget the way he glared at him.... those guys were off within few seconds after that!! :P
Its really disgusting..people have to show their frustration and desperation this way...For me...I remember when I used to travel in trains long time back...I'd carry my bag in front instead of back....just to keep the prying hands and eyes as much away as possible..
Great post!!! :)
Thanks Calico. I know we've all been there. Haha would've loved to see the face of the guy whom your cousin whooped ! :P
ReplyDeleteha ha...yeah..he was shocked.and it was so funny..he was coming towards me..and diving inside water..when my cousin just pulled him up..lol...that guy was thinking that no one would catch him.. :P Guys are sometimes so delusional!!!
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