India is known worldwide for its IT..its all over the media....but
I'm gonna talk here about stuff that never comes to the fore. Usually
because it happens to people who are dumb enough to not realize that
they're getting screwed over or because of fucked up circumstances.
Now bear in mind I'm talking about the people who've been picked up (placed) from "not so premier Institutes" of education, because I myself am one and well...I wouldn't know what it'd be like to be a 'Higher mortal'.
To begin with, everyone (most of us, except the ones acutely inclined towards philosophical aspects of life *phfffbbt*) who joins a company, dreams about his/her future...what kinda life (s)he'd be living couple of years down the road, stuff (s)he'd own and the amount of cash (s)he'd be rolling in yada yada yada...you get the drift.
I here would like to fine tune the perspective and focus on the Indian IT sector..by which I mean,
Indian IT MNCs.
So! This is what I'm gonna do..I shall describe whatever I need to say, as if it were a script to a play...
Actors:
Scene 1: Initially
College → Student: *Not giving a fuck, but secretly* You must work hard for 4 years so that you can claim your Pizza from Company.
Student: *Nodding while playing mobile games/ sleeping/ not giving a fuck* Yes Master!
Scene 2: Three and a half years past
College → Student: *Still not giving a fuck, openly now* You must be ready, by now, to meet Company, so that you can get that Pizza that everyone needs!
Student: Holy CRAP! We NEED Pizza!! *Last minute Hyperdrive*
Scene 3: D-Day
College →Company: Here Master, they seem well done *Summoning Students*
Company → Students: I have the world's best Pizza who wants it ? *Dangling a cheese filled slice in front of them*
Students: ME ME MEEEEEE!!
Company: Ok, I will take half of you and leave the rest for other Companies.
Students: Ok.
Company →College: *Patting* You did well.
College: *Teehee*
Scene 4: Post D-Day:
Company → Students: You must train in order to have Pizza.
Student: Yes Master!
Student : *Dreaming* When I get my Pizza, I'm gonna be the world's best Pizza eater! OM NOM NOM!
Scene 5: Post training
Company → Student: *Cunningly* Ok work for Client, he's the one who will deliver your Pizza.
Student: Huh? Oh uhmmm okay.
Scene 6: Working for 1 year
Student → Company: *Wondering* Hey. Where's my Pizza? You said Client would deliver it.
Company: *Pokerface*
Student: *Sternly* I want Pizza
Company: I only have Garlic Bread. You have only that option.
Student: Sorry! I want Pizza only!
Company: We don't have Pizza. 85% of company only provides Garlic Bread, the rest provides a mix of Pizza and Leftovers
Student: *Suppressing bestial rage* Let me work for some other Client, he might deliver my Pizza.
Company: NO! You must work for this Client.
Student: Fuck you! *Finally coming to his senses and leaving Company no choice but to release him*
Client → Company: Here take your Pizza. Do what you want with it.
Company: MINE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
THE END
What? Wondering what happened to Student? Why? Nobody cared at the beginning...who'd care in the end? He's probably just..
-Breathing Easy \/,
Askios
Now bear in mind I'm talking about the people who've been picked up (placed) from "not so premier Institutes" of education, because I myself am one and well...I wouldn't know what it'd be like to be a 'Higher mortal'.
To begin with, everyone (most of us, except the ones acutely inclined towards philosophical aspects of life *phfffbbt*) who joins a company, dreams about his/her future...what kinda life (s)he'd be living couple of years down the road, stuff (s)he'd own and the amount of cash (s)he'd be rolling in yada yada yada...you get the drift.
I here would like to fine tune the perspective and focus on the Indian IT sector..by which I mean,
Indian IT MNCs.
So! This is what I'm gonna do..I shall describe whatever I need to say, as if it were a script to a play...
Actors:
- College: Teaches students how to begin being everything from an Astrophysicist to a Watchman.
- Student: Pays College so that Company comes to hire him. Doesn't really care about College much, but believes in some abstract limx → ∞ f(x) called 'Destiny'
- Company: Out on a hunting trip looking for Students, with a Sniper rifle, with College as the spotter. Doesn't actually care about the Student much, treat him as a means to an end (rolling in cash...lots of it).
- Client: Hires Company for it's 'services'. Mute spectator.
- Pizza: What everyone above wants. (Everyone eventually gets one (of a kind) but they don't know that!)
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| *Pizza..Skittles....same difference -_-* |
Scene 1: Initially
College → Student: *Not giving a fuck, but secretly* You must work hard for 4 years so that you can claim your Pizza from Company.
Student: *Nodding while playing mobile games/ sleeping/ not giving a fuck* Yes Master!
Scene 2: Three and a half years past
College → Student: *Still not giving a fuck, openly now* You must be ready, by now, to meet Company, so that you can get that Pizza that everyone needs!
Student: Holy CRAP! We NEED Pizza!! *Last minute Hyperdrive*
Scene 3: D-Day
College →Company: Here Master, they seem well done *Summoning Students*
Company → Students: I have the world's best Pizza who wants it ? *Dangling a cheese filled slice in front of them*
Students: ME ME MEEEEEE!!
Company: Ok, I will take half of you and leave the rest for other Companies.
Students: Ok.
Company →College: *Patting* You did well.
College: *Teehee*
Scene 4: Post D-Day:
Company → Students: You must train in order to have Pizza.
Student: Yes Master!
Student : *Dreaming* When I get my Pizza, I'm gonna be the world's best Pizza eater! OM NOM NOM!
Scene 5: Post training
Company → Student: *Cunningly* Ok work for Client, he's the one who will deliver your Pizza.
Student: Huh? Oh uhmmm okay.
Scene 6: Working for 1 year
Student → Company: *Wondering* Hey. Where's my Pizza? You said Client would deliver it.
Company: *Pokerface*
Student: *Sternly* I want Pizza
Company: I only have Garlic Bread. You have only that option.
Student: Sorry! I want Pizza only!
Company: We don't have Pizza. 85% of company only provides Garlic Bread, the rest provides a mix of Pizza and Leftovers
Student: *Suppressing bestial rage* Let me work for some other Client, he might deliver my Pizza.
Company: NO! You must work for this Client.
Student: Fuck you! *Finally coming to his senses and leaving Company no choice but to release him*
Client → Company: Here take your Pizza. Do what you want with it.
Company: MINE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
THE END
What? Wondering what happened to Student? Why? Nobody cared at the beginning...who'd care in the end? He's probably just..
-Breathing Easy \/,
Askios
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